Banana peel masturbate
It is time! First things first though, what the shit is all this, you ask? About as much a bundle of fucking bananas costs… so, I dunno, what? Depending on the time of year, weight, sale price, or the grocery store you go, a couple of bucks? So, if you want try penetrating yourself with one, which is totally cool, I just strongly recommend that you buy an unripe one and be sure to put a condom on it before it goes inside of your body. So, you know… food for thought there.
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Mx Nillin Fucks… Bananas!
Not the plastic handle end—the steel end. Flathead, not Phillips. I just jiggled it around and took it out. Then I continued jerking off. One day while futzing around in our house—it was probably two in the afternoon and I was still in my pajamas, just in case you want to get a picture of how relaxed I was—I blazed some chronic and got a massive case of the munchies.
Throughout nature, we at B. F and T he Foundation For A Better Tomorrow have found a plethora of disgusting natural objects that codify self-rape, but perhaps none is so blatantly obviously created to be a foul dingus as that demonic penis-resembling fruit: the banana. The agenda of this yellow phallus shaped succulent fruit is unclear. Try as though we might, we have yet to be able to get the bananas to admit to anything intelligible. But what is crystal clear, is that bananas resemble gigantic penises, and are grown in South Mexico and Greater Asian Micronesian Ornament, by depraved non-normal and primitive Mexicans and Communist Ornamentals, both species of which have been shown to pose contagious masturbation dangers to law abiding Normals.
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